There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
An actual quote from Chuck Norris' first column for theocon netrag WorldNetDaily.com.
I'm at a loss for words.
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