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Televangelist Calls for Assassination of Chavez - New York Times

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested on-air that American operatives assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming ''a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism.'' Skip to next paragraph Mort Fryman/Associated Press

Pat Robertson, 75, is the founder of the Christian Coalition of America and a former presidential candidate.

''We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability,'' Robertson said Monday on the Christian Broadcast Network's ''The 700 Club.''

I'm so very busy, but this is far too funny to ignore.

I forget in which part of the sermon on the mount Jesus says "blessed are the wet ops, who neutralize earthly princes," but I'm sure that's just because I haven't cracked open the King James in a while.